Doflamingo is not a nice man

More shichibukai-related shenanigans. Being a giant man is hard, especially when your privateer cohorts are always renting out an advertising space on your back to local businesses or building lean-tos against your body after a shipwreck. At least Moria has the satisfaction of knowing that, being cursed by a devil fruit, anyone who tries to use him as a flotation device in an emergency is also going to drown.